Good news in my inbox this morning - turns out it's only going to cost £45 to get my penis enlarged.
And just in case that wasn't exciting enough, it also turns out my TV script made it through to the second round of the Kudos / Red Planet Pictures screenwriting competition...
... which means...
... they want to see the rest of the show by Monday.
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